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The Closer aka "I'm about to piss you off"
Unpopular opinion but I didn't like Dave's latest special "The Closer" aka "I'm about to piss some people off" aka "Habitual Line...
Shawn Gullatt
Oct 8, 20211 min read
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Casamigos are the Timberlands of tequila.
Casamigos are the Timberlands of tequila. You N-Words have taken over ANOTHER product & made it black AF. π
Shawn Gullatt
Oct 7, 20211 min read
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It's MURRRRRDAAAAAAA!
Itβs time to put some respect on Ja Ruleβs name. So last night I finally got to watch the Verzus with Fat Joe vs Ja Rule and in the words...
Shawn Gullatt
Sep 16, 20212 min read
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A PROUD FATHER MOMENT
The other day my Son & I were racing & I was dusting him when I decided to slow down 5 feet away from the finish line I wouldn't let him...
Shawn Gullatt
Sep 1, 20211 min read
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After 1st Listen: King's Disease 2 by Shawn William
Disclaimer- To fully digest this album I suggest listening to it on a car drive with a nice sound system, no distractions or with...
Shawn Gullatt
Aug 6, 20212 min read
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My Takeaways from last night's Verzus
- The Lox setting the tone early by yelling "Hurry the f**k up" to the late Dipset crew letting everyone know they weren't there to play....
Shawn Gullatt
Aug 4, 20212 min read
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Don't disrespect my City Tony, Toni, Tone has 20.
The other day while in Clubhouse I was in a room filled with New Yorkers telling Chris Riggins & I that the Oakland group Tony, Toni Tone...
Shawn Gullatt
Aug 2, 20212 min read
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What I've noticed...... Simone Biles
There are men who are angry about paying $350 a month in child support trying to tell Simone Biles to "toughen up" There are men who...
Shawn Gullatt
Jul 28, 20211 min read
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Look at God
Gets in trouble for smoking weed, now endorsing headphones from the man who created The Chronic. Dope
Shawn Gullatt
Jul 21, 20211 min read
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But we're not talking about Michael Phelps though.
They say "...but Michael Phelps tested positive" I say "Google can be your best friend" & "Stop deflecting" Michael Phelp's suspension...
Shawn Gullatt
Jul 2, 20211 min read
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My Take on Bill Cosby the Rapist
"Patiently waiting on your take on Bill Cosby getting out"- The Homie If you've followed me for the past 5 years then you know that I...
Shawn Gullatt
Jun 30, 20211 min read
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The BIG Payback
Fellas, is your lady: - Telling you about the same "crazy co-worker" story for the millionth time? - Taking food off your plate when she...
Shawn Gullatt
Jun 27, 20211 min read
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5 hood phrases that all black men should be up on.
The more grey that I get in my beard the more that I feel that I should give back to the younger generation. So my young brothers that...
Shawn Gullatt
Jun 11, 20212 min read
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NEW SHIT!!
π¨NEW SHIT ALERTπ¨ In my 20th year of spoken word poetry, performing on hundreds of stages while writing several thousand poems I've...
Shawn Gullatt
Jun 8, 20211 min read
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After my first week on Clubhouse:
- Sexism & Misogyny is on an all time high - the dating pool needs more chlorine because there's a lot of piss in it - Never ask a woman...
Shawn Gullatt
Jun 6, 20211 min read
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Is Mo'Nique giving us the "Pound Cake 2.0" speech?
1. It's 2021 I thought black folks were past respectability politics? 2. Monique was wearing a bathrobe & no bra with over 1M followers...
Shawn Gullatt
Jun 1, 20212 min read
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How to handle the NBA fan problem
- A fan poured popcorn on an injured Russell Westbrook - A Fan Spit at Tre Young - A Fan threw a water bottle at Kyrie - A fan told Ja...
Shawn Gullatt
May 31, 20212 min read
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The Boat Tail & The Carters
Last week while I was purchasing groceries The Carters purchased the new Rolls Royce Boat Tail The price of the Boat Tail is $28,000,000...
Shawn Gullatt
May 29, 20211 min read
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Someone needs their ass beat
Before he became "Unc" or "LeShannon" I H-A-T-E-D Shannon Sharp. I hated him on the Baltimore Ravens & damn sure hated him on the Denver...
Shawn Gullatt
May 27, 20212 min read
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The Government Owns Popeye's Chicken
The Government owns Popeyes Chicken & you can't convince me otherwise. These Sum'ma'ma Bitches created a a whole ass Blacken Chicken...
Shawn Gullatt
May 26, 20211 min read
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