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Low Hanging Strange Fruit
As my timeline is filled with think pieces & opinions about the tragedy of Nolan Xavier Wells, being black in predominantly white social groups & other rage baiting but necessary discussions I see something else. “Watch the company that you keep” as what my elders instilled in me & my best friend reminded me last night on the phone. Yes, we can bring up Tamla Horsford, a 40-year old Black mother of five who died on November 4, 2018, at an adult sleepover in Cumming, Georgia
Shawn Gullatt
6 days ago2 min read


Black Woman = Michelle Obama
The whole “Michelle Obama is a man” wave is so weird to me because Michelle Obama is the epitome of what a Black Woman looks like. Like when I think of an MC, Black Thought instantly comes to mind & when I think of Black Woman it’s Michelle Obama. 1st- Her birth name is Michelle LaVaughn Robinson 2nd - She’s from Chicago If that doesn’t scream “Black Woman” then I don’t know what TF does. Michelle probably has a hot comb burn/scar on the back of her neck. Besides her Husband,
Shawn Gullatt
Jun 152 min read


“Michael” – A Review
Walking out of Michael, I didn’t feel disappointed but I did feel incomplete. It’s not the 27% disaster Rotten Tomatoes is making it out to be but it’s also nowhere near the cultural electricity of Thriller. And that’s kind of the problem. What Worked The Casting Jaafar Jackson, Juliano Krue Valdi, Nia Long, and Colman Domingo all delivered. You believed them. Lorenz Tate as Berry Gordy and Kendrick Sampson as Quincy Jones were solid grounded, believable & necessary. Only mis
Shawn Gullatt
Apr 293 min read


Brothas & Sistas
Brothas & Sistas: Brothas- I’m not going to act like in all my years of living that I’ve never played a woman, but there’s a different type of fuck n**** & manipulation behavior to bring ya girl around your parents & call her “Meg Thompson” if all you’re going to do is cheat still. Especially being in ya late 30s. Sistas- saying “Meg made him famous” is inaccurate. Steph Curry, those 3rd quarters & 4 rings made Klay famous so please knock it TF off. There are people in this w
Shawn Gullatt
Apr 271 min read


You Can’t Make A Ho Into A Husband.
The first time I saw Klay Thompson in person was in Las Vegas at a Hard Rock Hotel pool party. He had his own cabana and it was filled with about 50/11 baddies. He looked like a young Hugh Hefner I thought to myself “Ok Klay, I see you”. My next Klay Thompson experience was when I was dating this woman who claimed to had “fooled with Klay” and she told me that Klay would spoil you for a period of time, get bored & then move on. Today all up & down my timeline black women are
Shawn Gullatt
Apr 262 min read


AN OPEN LETTER FROM “THE BEAR”
Hello Everyone, My name is Barry. Yeah, I know… “Barry the Bear.” Save it. I’ve been getting cooked about that name since I was a cub. Anyway, I’m writing this letter to tell each and every human: KEEP MY NAME OUT YOUR BULLSHIT! And I mean that with the same energy Will Smith had at the Grammys after he slapped the taste out of Chris Rock with Lupita in the background looking like she didn’t know whether to blink, be aroused or mind her business. See, it seems like every time
Shawn Gullatt
Apr 173 min read


“The Divorce Tour is coming to a city near you”
This post is for insecure men. Men who have got caught in a few lies, had a child out of wedlock or relationship, put “mines” on the juice or drives her Altima while she’s at work, so “secure men” stop reading this because it doesn’t concern you. Insecure men, you’re in trouble because Chris Brown & Usher have combined like the infinity stones to wipe out all unhealthy & toxic relationships. Your woman’s thinking of an argument right now to start so y’all break up for a minut
Shawn Gullatt
Apr 101 min read


EBONY & IVORY
Today I was on the phone with a white man from Walnut Creek. And he wasn’t “Jon B.” White either. He had a white wife, white picket fence, votes Republican (Except for Trump) & his favorite athlete is Tom Brady. He’s THAT white. While talking business I heard a familiar sound from his side of the phone but didn’t believe it to be true. A few sentences passed & I heard it again. After the 3rd time I asked “Is that your smoke detector beeping like it needs a battery?” AND IT
Shawn Gullatt
Apr 71 min read


NOVEMBER MUST BE "NATIONAL HEADLOCK MONTH"
Sometimes you gotta put a N***a in a headlock to let them know "I'm Him" A Bedtime Story by Shawn William When I was 15 years old, I was 3 inches taller than my Father. One day, I was feeling myself and felt the need to let him know that I was sick of his s**t. I wasn't cleaning up my room, I'll drink all of the OJ and if I felt like missing the toilet, "So da' fuq what! Deal with it old man". Now of course I didn't say that to his face, but I did say "No!' and walked up on h
Shawn Gullatt
Nov 27, 20233 min read


I'M GRAMMY NOMINATED!!!
For over 20 years I've been doing spoken word level and finally I feel that I'm receiving the recognition that I rightfully deserve. On...
Shawn Gullatt
Nov 21, 20231 min read


The Greatest Song Ever Created for Men!
*Disclaimer* I normally do not condone Fuck N***a shit, until now. So I was spinning the block through my IG stories and came across one...
Shawn Gullatt
Jul 23, 20224 min read


When A Man' Grows Up
This morning I watched an interview with Method man on Math Hoffa's show, if you get a chance please watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
Shawn Gullatt
Jul 5, 20223 min read


We’ve been HOODwinked
So after further research, a comment from Sangin Sara & a phone call to Ashley Cobb it looks like Eliz the Baby Mama vs McDonalds David...
Shawn Gullatt
Jun 30, 20221 min read


Last Night's Verzus Review
Before we get to last night's shit show let's hear from our Ancestors & Elders Look y’all, stop asking me to write a review for last...
Shawn Gullatt
Jun 24, 20221 min read


What We Want/Don't Want As Gifts for Father's Day
Ladies, as Father's Day steadily approaches, we men have had discussions in our local barbershop, sports bars and basketball courts about...
Shawn Gullatt
Jun 14, 20224 min read


Hey Michael B. Jordan, It's Ok Breh, Breh.
Men deal with breakups different than women. Women join book clubs and fitness boot camps, go on wine trips to Napa or freak trips to...
Shawn Gullatt
Jun 7, 20222 min read


Yuck! My NBA Finals Prediction
Last time I felt this sick was when the Chiefs vs Niners in the Super Bowl Last 9 finals I’m 8-1 including picking Toronto check my posts...
Shawn Gullatt
Jun 2, 20222 min read


This Was Probably My Least Favorite Kendrick Album & That's Not a bad thing. The Album Review
Only Beyonce, Drake, Jay-Z, J-Cole, Kanye & Kendrick can drop an album and everything shuts down. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the album...
Shawn Gullatt
May 14, 20224 min read


BAySL
Hey Oakland/Bay Area, So the other day I get a message from Boris Rogers, I was about to ignore it because I thought he was going to be...
Shawn Gullatt
May 12, 20222 min read


2022 is the year of black women giving ZERO fucks.
In 2018, in the state's capital Sacramento, police officers shot and killed a black man named Stephon Clark over what they thought was a...
Shawn Gullatt
May 5, 20223 min read
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