Random Foolishness

Today I was on the phone with a white man from Walnut Creek. And he wasn’t “Jon B.” White either. He had a white wife, white picket fence, votes Republican (Except for Trump) & his favorite athlete is Tom Brady. He’s THAT white. While talking business I heard a familiar sound from his side of the phone but didn’t believe it to be true. A few sentences passed & I heard it again. After the 3rd time I asked “Is that your smoke detector beeping like it needs a battery?” AND IT

*Disclaimer* I normally do not condone Fuck N***a shit, until now. So I was spinning the block through my IG stories and came across one...

So after further research, a comment from Sangin Sara & a phone call to Ashley Cobb it looks like Eliz the Baby Mama vs McDonalds David...

Before we get to last night's shit show let's hear from our Ancestors & Elders Look y’all, stop asking me to write a review for last...

Ladies, as Father's Day steadily approaches, we men have had discussions in our local barbershop, sports bars and basketball courts about...

Men deal with breakups different than women. Women join book clubs and fitness boot camps, go on wine trips to Napa or freak trips to...

- "Ricky deserved to die & that's on Piru" - "Vegans are punks because real men eat meat. No homo" - "Beyonce is overrated & if Aalyiah...

Casamigos are the Timberlands of tequila. You N-Words have taken over ANOTHER product & made it black AF. 😐

The other day my Son & I were racing & I was dusting him when I decided to slow down 5 feet away from the finish line I wouldn't let him...

Fellas, is your lady: - Telling you about the same "crazy co-worker" story for the millionth time? - Taking food off your plate when she...

Last week while I was purchasing groceries The Carters purchased the new Rolls Royce Boat Tail The price of the Boat Tail is $28,000,000...

*Male best friend be like* Bitch let me see the ring? *SCREAMS* Tell me all about it & don't leave anything out! Did you get it...

we thank you for not only being allowed to see another day but also see one of your finest creations Robyn Rihanna Fenty aka "My Boo from...

"Who's that fine ass receptionist with the big titties? You hit that?" "Do y'all drug test? Because if so can you wait a week cause I was...

I love & believe in God but hate religion. This hatred stems from years of Catholic school telling me that I'll go to hell if I go to a...

So this morning I walked the Lake & this afternoon went to Target & Safeway(s) and let me tell you THEY ARE OUT!!! Shea Butter'd up,...

I hope they win, have beautiful healthy children & grow old together but fellas DON'T try this shit at home. Most of these women can't...

10.- A random Call Center nigga- Don't sleep he might only make $17.00 an hr but "Work husband" has game & knows how to play...