Hello Everyone, My name is Barry. Yeah, I know… “Barry the Bear.” Save it. I’ve been getting cooked about that name since I was a cub. Anyway, I’m writing this letter to tell each and every human: KEEP MY NAME OUT YOUR BULLSHIT! And I mean that with the same energy Will Smith had at the Grammys after he slapped the taste out of Chris Rock with Lupita in the background looking like she didn’t know whether to blink, be aroused or mind her business. See, it seems like every time

Only Beyonce, Drake, Jay-Z, J-Cole, Kanye & Kendrick can drop an album and everything shuts down. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the album...