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AN OPEN LETTER FROM “THE BEAR”
Hello Everyone, My name is Barry. Yeah, I know… “Barry the Bear.” Save it. I’ve been getting cooked about that name since I was a cub. Anyway, I’m writing this letter to tell each and every human: KEEP MY NAME OUT YOUR BULLSHIT! And I mean that with the same energy Will Smith had at the Grammys after he slapped the taste out of Chris Rock with Lupita in the background looking like she didn’t know whether to blink, be aroused or mind her business. See, it seems like every time
Shawn Gullatt
Apr 173 min read


EBONY & IVORY
Today I was on the phone with a white man from Walnut Creek. And he wasn’t “Jon B.” White either. He had a white wife, white picket fence, votes Republican (Except for Trump) & his favorite athlete is Tom Brady. He’s THAT white. While talking business I heard a familiar sound from his side of the phone but didn’t believe it to be true. A few sentences passed & I heard it again. After the 3rd time I asked “Is that your smoke detector beeping like it needs a battery?” AND IT
Shawn Gullatt
Apr 71 min read


The Greatest Song Ever Created for Men!
*Disclaimer* I normally do not condone Fuck N***a shit, until now. So I was spinning the block through my IG stories and came across one...
Shawn Gullatt
Jul 23, 20224 min read


When A Man' Grows Up
This morning I watched an interview with Method man on Math Hoffa's show, if you get a chance please watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
Shawn Gullatt
Jul 5, 20223 min read


We’ve been HOODwinked
So after further research, a comment from Sangin Sara & a phone call to Ashley Cobb it looks like Eliz the Baby Mama vs McDonalds David...
Shawn Gullatt
Jun 30, 20221 min read


What We Want/Don't Want As Gifts for Father's Day
Ladies, as Father's Day steadily approaches, we men have had discussions in our local barbershop, sports bars and basketball courts about...
Shawn Gullatt
Jun 14, 20224 min read


Hey Michael B. Jordan, It's Ok Breh, Breh.
Men deal with breakups different than women. Women join book clubs and fitness boot camps, go on wine trips to Napa or freak trips to...
Shawn Gullatt
Jun 7, 20222 min read


Yuck! My NBA Finals Prediction
Last time I felt this sick was when the Chiefs vs Niners in the Super Bowl Last 9 finals I’m 8-1 including picking Toronto check my posts...
Shawn Gullatt
Jun 2, 20222 min read


This Was Probably My Least Favorite Kendrick Album & That's Not a bad thing. The Album Review
Only Beyonce, Drake, Jay-Z, J-Cole, Kanye & Kendrick can drop an album and everything shuts down. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the album...
Shawn Gullatt
May 14, 20224 min read


BAySL
Hey Oakland/Bay Area, So the other day I get a message from Boris Rogers, I was about to ignore it because I thought he was going to be...
Shawn Gullatt
May 12, 20222 min read


2022 is the year of black women giving ZERO fucks.
In 2018, in the state's capital Sacramento, police officers shot and killed a black man named Stephon Clark over what they thought was a...
Shawn Gullatt
May 5, 20223 min read


So after a week of switching from Samsung to the IPhone 13 Pro Max
- I can hear y’all clearly. - I don’t have to say “cap” I can just put 🧢 - This camera is amazing - People are happier when I text them...
Shawn Gullatt
Apr 8, 20221 min read


The 2021-22 LA Lakers
Russ, Lebron & AD only played 21 out of 79 games together. The Lakers traded/released over 85% of their team last season while bringing...
Shawn Gullatt
Apr 6, 20222 min read


Questions We Could Ask….
My Father gave me a lot of advice growing up but here are some that stood out: - Never let a woman out work you & see it. - Never...
Shawn Gullatt
Apr 4, 20222 min read


A Flypoet Story Pt 1 "The Tryout"
Flypoet Story #1
In 2003 @taalamacey Co-Signed My name to be on your stage but You felt that still wasn't good enough. So you asked me to
Shawn Gullatt
Mar 12, 20222 min read


The Baddie, The Square & The Ex
I once dated a woman that many considered a "Baddie", she was attracted to me because I could make her laugh, plus made her feel safe....
Shawn Gullatt
Feb 16, 20222 min read


28 Songs/Lyrics/Verses every black person should know by heart.
#26 "I'm, I'm so in love with you Whatever you want to do Is all right with me 'Cause you make me feel so brand new And I want to spend...
Shawn Gullatt
Feb 6, 20221 min read


28 Lyrics/Verses every black person should know by heart.
#27 "Wanna bumble with the Bee, huh? Bzzz, throw a hex on the whole family Dressed in all black like The Omen Have your friends singin',...
Shawn Gullatt
Feb 6, 20221 min read


28 Songs/lyrics/Verse Every Black Person Should Know by heart.
28. "So, I typed a text to a girl I used to see Sayin that I chose this cutie pie with whom I wanna be And I apologize if this message...
Shawn Gullatt
Feb 6, 20221 min read
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