Black Woman = Michelle Obama

The whole “Michelle Obama is a man” wave is so weird to me because Michelle Obama is the epitome of what a Black Woman looks like.

Like when I think of an MC, Black Thought instantly comes to mind & when I think of Black Woman it’s Michelle Obama.

1st- Her birth name is Michelle LaVaughn Robinson

2nd - She’s from Chicago

If that doesn’t scream “Black Woman” then I don’t know what TF does.

Michelle probably has a hot comb burn/scar on the back of her neck.

Besides her Husband, she probably has a crush on Jermaine Jackson or Blair Underwood she’s so Black Woman.

Michelle is not only the most educated & decorated First Lady this country’s ever seen, but she’s smarter & more decorated than most if not all of the Presidents.

Also, have you ever seen Michelle’s side eye?

That is the BLACKEST of Black woman shit I’ve ever witnessed in My Black ass life. And I know because I’ve been side eye’s by plenty of black women*, one’s probably side eyeing me RIGHT NOW for putting a lower case “b” for “Black”.

Michelle probably asked Malia & Sasha to come from one section of the White House to her section just to hand her the TV remote. I betcha Michelle’s cornbread is sweet & doesn’t stick to the pan.

And the last reason why I know Michelle LaVaughn Robinson Obama is a Black Woman, because she hasn’t been in office since 2017, 3 terms and she is still being disrespectful & what did Malcolm X say…….

So, in closing, Josh Hokit & anyone who speaks on our First Lady in such a way, you all can Suck My D*** ya punk b**** because Michelle Obama doesn’t have one.

I know Michelle, I was supposed to go high, when they go low but the way my Aries is set up, I go to hell’s basement when they go low. 🤷🏾‍♂️

Shawn William is a published author, fire sign & habitual line crosser living in Oakland, California. In his free time he writes poetry & obituaries.