Questions not to ask in a job interview

"Who's that fine ass receptionist with the big titties? You hit that?"

"Do y'all drug test? Because if so can you wait a week cause I was lit last weekend"

"How early can you file a disability claim?"

"Do the security guards carry burners (guns)? I'm only asking because I broke up with this chick last week & she's been on one"

"Can we hurry this up, my 4 year old is in the car waiting on me?"

"Doo rags & Black Force Ones cool for dress down Fridays?"