“The Divorce Tour is coming to a city near you”

This post is for insecure men. Men who have got caught in a few lies, had a child out of wedlock or relationship, put “mines” on the juice or drives her Altima while she’s at work, so “secure men” stop reading this because it doesn’t concern you.

Insecure men, you’re in trouble because Chris Brown & Usher have combined like the infinity stones to wipe out all unhealthy & toxic relationships. Your woman’s thinking of an argument right now to start so y’all break up for a minute.

Your Boo is going to spend $1000 of her own hard earned dollars to put WAP on CB’s leg.

Usher is going to feed your BM cherries & there ain’t shit you can do because of what she saw in your phone.

You cheated on your woman with a fat Becky & you getting cheated on by these Two Niggas

This is literally Steph & KD on the Warriors.

Women are at the gym right now! And if you think that they’re going to the concert in YOUR city you’re dumb AF. It’s a “Girl Trip” to Miami, Vegas, LA & Paris. It’s over bruh. Name this the “Karma Tour”.

And Simps, go ahead & buy her those tickets but know you still ain’t getting any coochie.

This shit is bad. Nigga, Drake might show up at the Toronto show.

Watchu insecure niggas gon do?

https://video.wixstatic.com/https://video.wixstatic.com/video/39427a_ca39e3a733e74dff9864e79b5aeabf21/file

If you try to do anything this is what she’s going to do to you.

It’s over bruh. Just work on yourself. Call Becky for comfort because when the tour comes so will she.

Oh, and she might got to multiple shows.