YAAAAAASSSS KING!!!

*Male best friend be like*

Bitch let me see the ring?

*SCREAMS*

Tell me all about it & don't leave anything out!

Did you get it appraised?

Why come you didn't invite me to the dinner?

Technically she should be on her left knee but I'll give her a pass since she's pregnant & all.

Did you cry? Bitch you know you cried.

So are we still going to Tulum this summer or is a bitch going alone because you're all engaged & shit?